Greetings from The Matron and Happy New Year to all! We had a New Years Eve party at the home, broke out the Benny Goodman records and Lillian Gish movies, and look who showed up! Someone was kind enough to call us old bags a stripper!!!
Isn't he just adorable? This young man gave us all at the old folks home a new years eve that we'll never forget!
How unfortunate that I ran out of film at this point! What a silly old woman I am! Oh, well, enjoy this young dude now because I have another one coming up next week for your visual pleasure. Have a great 2000, dears!
OLD MATRON OF THE WEEK
This is Miss Mavis Snipworthy, an old rival of mine who threw her own New Years Eve celebration. If you were fortunate enough to be invited to her little affair, you got to hear the dear woman give a lecture on Abstanance For The Aged In The New Millennium! BOOOORRRRIIINNNGGGG!!!!!! Quite frankly, I would rather be fitted with a new pair of choppers than be around that old witch and her gruesome set of friends!
As you can see, Miss Snipworthy is not as lovely a woman as I. Furthermore, she would not approve of all you matrons purusing my pages looking at disgusting pictures of men young enough to be your great-great grandsons! Shame, shame, shame!!! Don't worry, she too will be gone next week, replaced by another old biddy more simpathetic to The Matron's cause!
